After leaving school with stunning Leaving Cert results* in the early 90s, Darren spent eight years in the Irish music industry for a crime he didn’t commit. Since leaving music, he’s dedicated his life to providing entertainment to the people of earth. Mainly involving television but with a few detours into talent management, theatre production and mime**. He has either created, written, directed, produced or exec produced all of Kite’s output since setting it up in 2004.

In 2008, he co-wrote Dustin The Turkey’s hauntingly beautiful Eurovision losing “Irlandé Douze Pointe,” shortly afterwards he retired from songwriting.

*Not in a good way.

**Not true.